one liners
Apparently, eating pork makes you smarter. (notice the irony) I had many different forms of pork today before being told that it makes you smarter. Hopefully, it will help to give me the streak of genius i need to survive tomorrow.
Also, Chilli is the reason why most Singapore girls are flat chested. ( After 4 of us successfully devoured 4 bowls of chilli) Because according to a keen observer, other Chinese girls are more busty.
The Chinese guy sitting opposite me is gross. He burps unabashedly. He wears ear plugs that looks like he's been wearing for years, it's out of shape, faded and damn dirty looking. Wah lao!
The Jap guy sitting beside me has a nose problem. He rubs his nose so hard and makes that ew ew mucus sound. Very strange people indeed.
If my IR teacher were 10 years younger, i would have a crush on him.
It's just exams... It's always about your own expectations, you're not accountable to anyone effectively. Noone's going to scold you if you screw up. So, Take it Easy.
Also, Chilli is the reason why most Singapore girls are flat chested. ( After 4 of us successfully devoured 4 bowls of chilli) Because according to a keen observer, other Chinese girls are more busty.
The Chinese guy sitting opposite me is gross. He burps unabashedly. He wears ear plugs that looks like he's been wearing for years, it's out of shape, faded and damn dirty looking. Wah lao!
The Jap guy sitting beside me has a nose problem. He rubs his nose so hard and makes that ew ew mucus sound. Very strange people indeed.
If my IR teacher were 10 years younger, i would have a crush on him.
It's just exams... It's always about your own expectations, you're not accountable to anyone effectively. Noone's going to scold you if you screw up. So, Take it Easy.
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